31 July 2008

An announcement

Here this, here this:  I formally renounce all previous occupations and dedicate the remainder of my Life to the invention and development of a delicious bowel prep. Amen...  

2 comments:

zelda said...

C'mon, Swell
More of your hilarious poetry - PLEASE!!! You must be able to come up with something great about bowel prep .... Can't wait!

Anonymous said...

Well Jen, while you devote your energy to the bowel prep odyssey, I'll sit in the chair next to you with my gin and tonic working on a magical pill to enable teenage boys to grow a brain and have some sense! Although, I think that might be called oestrogen...