Hi readers! Here is my 15 minutes of fame! I'm a published "star". The reality is, neither Carolyn nor I were actually ever interviewed formally to give these "quotes" so now I know how Famous People must feel. Being a model was a complete pain in the arse. The photographer wanted us to laugh and squeeze in together and tie up our shoelaces while looking at each other and batting our eyelids etc etc. You get the picture. I am SO glad I chose nursing over a modelling career! Anyway, if you'd like an autograph, please send a stamped, self-addressed envelope to me at Shortbread House & I will be happy to oblige - or call my agent, daaaahling.